Things I’ve learned so far from this season’s “Dancing With the Stars”

• The Paso Doble is still my favorite ballroom dance to watch.
• Matador’s are really sexy…
• You can Paso Doble to Micahel Jackson’s Thriller
• You can be on ABC wearing next to nothing, gyrating, shaking your booty and boobies, and it’s allowed.
• Fringe is highly encouraged.
• Master P really just doesn’t give a fuck…and it’s pissing me off because I really like his partner (she rocked last season). **SPOILER ALERT** They scored 8 out of 30 on the Paso Doble and got voted out last week.
• Lisa Rinna (Formerly “Billie Reed” from Days of Our Lives and Logan’s mom from Veronica Mars) has a beautiful body and it makes me sick…SICK I tell you. If I could have any body in the world, it might be her’s…she’s all toned and muscular and tall…her abs are so beautiful (though the boobs look a bit fake…I’ll keep mine).
• Ballroom dancing costumes look like they’re a lot of fun to wear…but a some may require double sided tape.
• The Pussycat Dolls can’t sing live (I know shocking!), but they’re still fun to watch dance. Also…“Dontcha” isn’t as fun w/out Snoop Dogg rapping in the middle (sorry Allison, didn’t mean to scare you….go to your happy place!)
• George Hamilton’s tan is scary (OK, I already knew that…but they just remind me of it every week)
• Jerry Rice looks REALLY funny doing ballet (again, something we all would’ve already thought…but the visual was just friggin priceless!)
• Russians are incredibly sexy
• This show is really good if you’re trying to lose “baby weight”… Tia Carrere looks AMAZING! Tia from the first week, Tia from this week.
• Reality show hosts are really annoying (alright, we all knew this already too…sorry)
• I must learn how to salsa, cha cha and tango! But I just cannot do the funny faces…
• Not only are my legs really friggin short…but Stacy Keibler's may be longer than my entire body!

**Note: There are better images from the video of the show to illustrate my points, but alas, they're not available online and I'm working with a photo gallery with one full round (one that bettert illustrates Lisa Rinna's abs and Stacy's legs) missing! I held of 1 1/2 weeks posting this in hopes they'd fix the link...but they didn't...so here it is**