Bumper Stumpers

Since the holidays have a way of bringing people down (like me), I thought I'd impart upon all of us some inspirational (and funny) license plates I have seen recently on my way to and from work. Enjoy!

This first one is tricky...
... need a hint? Picture the 3 like this <3.



And this one is just nice and fragrant...

...I wonder if that driver was a botanist or just a _____ lover...

Merry Christmachannukwanzakah...mine wasn't lonely and sad like I thought it would be...but if your's wasn't great...hopefully this bumper stumper cheered ya up a bit!

Thank goodness for Charlie, Kevin, Cricket and family...they were the perfect distraction! I can't thank you guys enough for letting me tag along! And Cricket's just so damn cute...how can you be sad when you're around her?

I need help....

...Seriously...I can't stop watching the cow commercial (from yesterday's entry). I can't. I must keep watching it. Over and over and over and over again. I need to go to Cow-Shakers Anonymous...who's going to be my sponser?

Quite Possibly the BEST Commercial EVER

OK, I admit it. I love commercials. Especially funny ones. I have seen this one a few times. Then, while watching Family Guy on my blessed, sacred DVR, I saw the commercial. Then I watched it again. Then I watched it again. Then I watched it again. And 1 more time (what? I'm obesessive compulsive...what do you want from me?). And now, here is the commercial for your viewing pleasure; please enjoy the "Cow Shake" (that's right, shake it).

The cutest thing I've ever seen!

So my new friend by proxy (proxy being Allison) sent me this link yesterday which I recieved right after my annual work review.

I almost died from the cuteness.

Product Endorsement

BLESS YOU EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE!

Wow...I thought Excedrin Tension Headache worked wonders on my migraines...it would dull the pain, but I would get horrible jitters and the shakes from all the caffeine. Excedrin Migraine, you are my new saviour!

I had the WORST headache all day. I thought it was allergies or from not using my reading glasses while on the computer. Taking allergy medicine and not using the computer did not make the headache go away. Neither did the 85 gallons of Pepsi I drank to try and get enough caffeine pumping through me to kill the headache.

Charlie and I got to go run to Target to spend my gift card and have some general shopping fun. I bought Excedrin Migraine (on accident, I meant to get the tension headache kind). We went back to her house, hung out, I baby-held...the headache was coming and going, but nothing too horribly awful.

Then I got in the car to drive home and BAM, there it was: mind splitting, I have to kill myself, dig out my eyeballs, and scoop out my brains with a spoon to kill the pain migraine. I drove home as fast as I could, crawled up the stairs to my bedroom, swallowed 2 Excedrin Migraines pills and watched the rest of the UA Basketball game I had saved on my DVR. About 30 minutes later, headache GONE, energy high, eye balls and brain still in tact, and no jitters!

Bless you creaters of Excedrin Migraine...if it wasn't for you, I would have no clean underwear or socks for my trip to Santa Barbara.

Bumper Stumper

Ladies and Gentlemen...welcome back. Your next license plate is:



So I drive...a lot. 80 miles a day. I know...NAUGHTY. Anyways, I LOVE trying to figure out what people's vanity plates mean. Tonight on my drive home I saw the above pictured plate.

Now...when I first looked at this...I thought Snot...how weird to have Snot on your license plate. That can't be it. Maybe it's something backwards OHATONS..O...Ha... Tons...no....that can't be right.

And then I took in the clues: I remembered where I lived, LARGE SUV, must have 4-wheel drive...
SNO TAHO

I know...lame...nothing will ever be as cool as mine.

Um...sir...

Background info: I live in a housing complex with walls around it. The end of my street butts up against a shell station.

So I went out to my car last night to grab some dinner. As I am walking towards my car, I see a man RUNNING towards me. Now being after dark, I was a terrified bunny.

Darkness + Man Running Towards Me = DANGER

But thankfully, he was just running for his life away from the shell station. He had something in his hand...a 40 of beer perhaps? Yeah, that's right, classy people hang on my side of town!